MEESH MEESH MEESH! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

On this grand day...I would like to thank you for a few things:

1.  Being so darn pretty! even though you always call me dork and give me a lil giggle everytime i say that.

2.  Being so easy to pick up so that when i carry you around ctown on my back because youre drunk ass is too wasted to even walk half a block to enids, my back doesn't break  (so drunk you make me carry you to the souvlaki house window so you can wave at people you've never seen your entire life).

3.  Having your awesomely soft and cute cheeks which i LOOOVE to caress.  Even though you always scream and whine and yell and whimper about how much you hate them and how fat they make you...i know secretly inside you like having them just so i can enjoy their cuteness.

4.  Giving me nice cheeks (you know those other cheeks) to smack when you use to walk up leah's stairs ahead of me, even though it follows along the lines of your other ones.  I know you always complain that "i have an ass because im FAT/these are my FAT jeans since theyre a size larger than my other ones" but i know you liked it when id grab your ass anyways.

5.  Hanging out with me on those random nights when i was bored...such as sitting on your couch watching TV for like 3 hours cause we had nothing else to do. 

6.  Not being so much of a grandma that youd go out with me to the bars on those boring boring Ithaca nights so that i could dance.

7.  Always complaining about how i feed you so much that you get so fat...even though i know you liked it when i treated you.  It was also fun eating the cooking that hag would cook us because we wouldnt have to do anything but eat and get fat. 

8.  Giving me those mean looks before i met you...striking fear in my heart...because i know now you were just shy and didn't know how else to look at a handsome tall chinese guy.  But im seroius...those looks will haunt my steps forever.

9.  Getting drunk in like...one shot.  I never met the crazy Michelle Kim who could drink like a whale...all i met was the weak cheap Michelle kim who was a cheap date.  Not only did your cheap datedness keep my wallet thicker, it was always enjoyable to hear you screaming and laughing about nothing and falling down your steps with leah and hag. 

10.  Just being such a great friend to me...being there when i needed it...always making me laugh with your weirdness...and texting me a couple of dozen times just for the hell of it.  I hope you are having a billion laughs tonight and i will make it up to you with a grand grand dinner. 

Miss you and much love,

Johnny.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE EVER SO SARCASTIC MICHELLE LEE!

You're 22 and growing more into a HAG by the day! har har har!

Thanks for being incredibly mean to me in a way thats oddly affectionate. 

Thanks for the daily "Hi ugly" to boost my self esteem.

Thanks for going with me all the way to Rockefeller in the snow just so i have some company while i hold auditions even though only ONE person, who turns out to be my friend, actually comes to read for my play.

Thanks for being my car service most of 2nd semester senior year.

Thanks for cooking for me even though i never did (ill cook for you soon dont hate).

Thanks for being there to talk to me about all my problems.  (Even though you usually just tell me that im retarded).

Thanks for being a person who i talk to you so much that i forget ive seen you only one weekend since graduation 4 months ago.

Thanks for being one of the best friends i've ever had. And thats a weird thought since i only really met you this past february. I swear ive known you my entire life.

Hope you have a great day and i will see you this saturday. love.

we so funny!